What is the difference between men and women?
1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
2. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
3. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
4. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
5. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
6. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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